Latest Attempts at Procrastination

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:01:37 -0400

l1br4: finejeeze: letsallbrotogether: popionopio: namethief: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:57:41 -0400

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played.

I’m in tears

Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

8ump: 8ump: i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:50:12 -0400

8ump:

8ump:

i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck

time-lord-swag: “Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:29:23 -0400

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

lbby: motherfuckerofbabylon: lbby: procrasturbation because it feels good in the moment, but...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:23:10 -0400

lbby:

motherfuckerofbabylon:

lbby:

procrasturbation

because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to

stalking-megatron: needsabouttreefiddy: the first time...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:41:06 -0400

stalking-megatron:

needsabouttreefiddy:

the first time I’ve said lol and not lied

gunjap: [Armored Core] Crest Assault Type: Modeled by Paranoid....

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:39:15 -0400

gunjap:

[Armored Core] Crest Assault Type: Modeled by Paranoid. Photoreview Wallpaper Size Images, Info
http://www.gunjap.net/site/?p=139136

thedailywhat: Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:36:33 -0400

thedailywhat:

Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did this year

Opposing Views brings some frightening (though obviously tongue-in-cheek) statistics about the future of America: more American lives have been claimed by gun fatalities involving American toddlers than terrorist attacks this year. In the past five months, a total of 11 people were killed by preschoolers with firearms compared to the four that perished in the Boston explosions — the only terrorist attack to occur this year. We can only hope the NSA will ramp up surveillance on children less than 5 years of age in order to counter this threat to national security.

kendallhaleart: “Pokedex Entry: Magnetoise, the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:34:43 -0400

kendallhaleart:

“Pokedex Entry: Magnetoise, the Theres-no-way-this-is-a-pokemon Pokemon.
Bound by unholy magicks, this pokemon defies both science and general reason. The third, fourth, and fifth eyes on its body allow it to see into the future and accurately predict the outcomes of sporting events. It enjoys taking long baths. In blood.”

To see the picture at a larger resolution, go here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Magnetoise-378434750?ga_submit_new=10%253A1371412042

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:34:17 -0400

4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:28:28 -0400

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

dvdp: 120918

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:26:39 -0400

dvdp:

120918

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:30:41 -0400

joesuggg: spiritmolecule: damnthatswhatshesaid: The friend...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:23:04 -0400

joesuggg:

spiritmolecule:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.

This is my favourite thing ever. omfg.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:50:33 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:04:07 -0400

superqueerartsyblog: I hear this too often aaa

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:36:48 -0400

superqueerartsyblog:

I hear this too often aaa

takeme-towonderland: meggitthemaggot: piledriverswaltz: why does the government make it illegal...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:24:43 -0400

takeme-towonderland:

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:23:58 -0400

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:15:11 -0400